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Thursday, November 29, 2007
Mark F. is really a cocksucker. (Updated) (and now edited to assuage the Whiner's bruised little feelings)
As many of you know, Mark and I have not always gotten along. In fact, we came out of the gate fighting as soon as we met. Despite that, we started getting along when his dog passed on. Having recently put a beloved cat to sleep, I wrote him a consolatory e-mail. We became friends after that, but as you all know, it didn't last. Now, in return, when my dog was put to sleep, I heard nothing from him. When my MOTHER died, he actually MOCKED her on his blog. He took it down later - far be it from a coward like him to actually stand behind his cruelty. He knows, as we all do, that mocking someone's dead mother is about as low as a piece of human shit can be. But several people saw it including Paula and DangerDoll. Many of you are aware that I recently lost my job. The company was bought out by Xerox, and having nothing to do, the President who had founded the company moved on to start another one. After that, the "restructuring" began. MY position, along with several others, was eliminated. A couple managers got it, too. I have been granted a referral from the company, and the former President is one of my references. If I were fired for cause, I would not get unemployment, but I do. There has been no advertisement for my position, because it was the position itself that was eliminated, along with the manager's. There was no enmity against me. So imagine how I feel when I see this posted at Mark's. Buy A Clue With That Severance Pay Gee, maybe you got canned for fucking off on blogs all day when you were supposed to be working. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Merry Christmas! Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network) IP Address 68.35.161.# (Comcast Cable) Visitor's Time Nov 28 2007 9:47:04 am (BTW, stupid, people who are fired for cause don't generally get severance pay.)
First off, yes, I looked at his blog. I do that because he keeps writing about me. He has this obsession, you see. If you don't like it, Mark, why not be like your cowardly lawyer friend and go private? IT'S A PUBLIC BLOG YOU ARE POSTING ON, YOU STUPID FUCK. EVERYONE HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO LOOK AT IT. YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I DON'T ALLOW YOU TO LIE ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK.
Beside this, it shows what I've been saying all along- that Mark is a PHONY. How many times has he gone on about shadenfreude? He loves to tell everyone that he is above taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others. But what about the above? WHAT ABOUT MOCKING MY MOTHER'S DEATH? What about any actor he doesn't like who has a bad time. He does it constantly. He thinks that just SAYING he has a quality makes it so. It doesn't. It just shows what a liar and a phony he is. Besides, who thinks this guy has ANY information about my work? Any whatsoever? Just because he can make something up, he thinks he can make others think it's true. That's called a LIAR. Has everyone had enough of this cocksucker yet? I have. Yet still some will still want to associate with him, because it "isn't your problem." If that is how you feel, please make sure that I am no longer your problem as well. I'm sorry, I've had enough. There are people who tell me not to react, but those people aren't a target for lies and abuse every few months. If you think that Mark has a greater right to throw stones than I have to defend myself, then let's just leave each other be. If you go here, you can see the site he's posted for his work. See the phone number? It's {Mark posted this number himself, but since he's a sniveling little cocksucker he whined to Blogdrive about me having it and made them threaten me to take it down. I wonder if they blew his nose and dired his little pussy tears, too}. That's the number to call if you ever want to tell him what you think of cowardly, dishonest phonies that shit all over Blogovia and make things less fun for all of us. Now go to the White pages reverse lookup page. Drop that number in. What do you get? You get this.Or you can Google the words " Mark F. (edited due to whining) carpenter" and look at the last entry on page one. You see, Mark has frequently lied, as have at least two of his female friends, about how I posted his address and put him in danger, however, that is false for two reasons. First, being publicly listed and posting a phone number as he did, he himself made the information public. Do you see any information here that it would take a detective to find? No, anyone smarter than Mark - which includes my cats- can find this info that HE has provided. Second, if his family is in danger, it isn't because of me. It's because he traipses from blog to blog being a petty, dishonest asshole. People don't dislike him because he is always so right about everything, and OH, SO courageous in calling it like it is. People dislike him because he is rude, obnoxious, and abusive. Oh, and I'm not removing this publicly available information this time, Mark. FUCK YOU. If you don't want to be endangered, it's time to stop being such a prick and start treating people with the respect you want for yourself. In other words, stop deserving it. Try not being a hypocrite for a change. The fact is, you're jealous. You're jealous because, despite how much you want everyone to hate me, you can't do it. You're mad because when you try, you only lose more friends yourself. You're jealous because everyone knows that on your BEST day you cannot out-debate me on my WORST day. I mean, look at Cody's blog. You couldn't answer my last comment from a week ago, could you? You aren't SMART enough. You're mad because I have logic and facts on my side when all you have is neo-con lies and assumptions that you want everyone to see as facts. And you're mad because your own actions have shown people what a petty, pathetic, cowardly, lying little phony you are. Don't like my saying that? Then come here and shove these words down my throat like you said you would six months ago, you loudmouth pussy. You have my address, right? Oh, that's right - you were only willing to threaten, not act, unless I came to YOU.
How typical.
Update: Hey, look! Dingleberry posted an update. It says this:
UPDATE: Visitor's Time Nov 29 2007 7:26:34 am I guess someone's learning to be a pest on his own time now...Amazing what happens when your boss puts his foot up your ass in the form of a pink slip. Better luck in that next Habitrail habitat you manage to slither into. You might leave the pot at home, too... Once again, he claims information he could not have, proving he made it up. Never mind that the managers I answered to either retired before the lay-off or were laid off with me. And that remark about pot? Well, that's another thing Mark is jealous about. He had a long-running love affair with drugs and alcohol once, but found that he wasn't able to handle them.He must hate it when he meets someone who can smoke pot, drink, and still be at work everyday, along with going to college part time and getting a 3.94 GPA. That kind of self-control must just burn him up.
Posted at 08:11 am by Joe_the_Troll
 |  |  | nat November 29, 2007 08:53 AM PST
This really bites, Joe. I had no idea you lost your job, and I hadn't even seen that post at Mark's, but now that I have, it's pretty damn low of him. I'm done with his blog now. And I'm just quietly leaving and removing him from the blogroll.
LOL, one less listener to the Psychedelic Sunday, but that is the way it goes.
And I don't really see how his family could be in "danger." Hell, my kid's facebook has our last name, and it links to my facebook, so who can't figure out my name? I have yet to have a stalker show up at the house. |  |
  |  |  | nat November 29, 2007 08:58 AM PST
I tried to comment on his post at his site, but it's got that error for spam protection that creeps up whenever he gets inglammatory in his posts. Figures. ANd I'm not emailing him about it. Screw that.
And, hey, sorry you lost your job and good luck with job searching. |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll November 29, 2007 09:03 AM PST
Thank you, Nat. For the record, you've never said a single thing that would warrant a stalker out to get you! |  |
  |  |  | DangerDoll November 29, 2007 09:25 AM PST
I've been (blissfully) absent from Blogtropolis for a while. Joe, I'm so sorry you've lost your job. I got severed a year ago (knew it was coming, though, so had the opportunity to negotiate my way out the door first - there are some perks to working for the Pres!). It sounds like you've got serious networking going on and that's awesome.
Although I don't agree with posting anyone's personal information no matter how publicly available it is (it's been done to me, my home called, my child threatened...and I'll not say more), I understand your frustration. I'd say his post was beyond low, except that depth was hit with the post on your mom. Which, yes, I did see.
Now hopping over to see what a negative comment will bring me, although I think I can guess. |  |
  |  |  | Cheezy November 29, 2007 09:27 AM PST
Yep, put a tick next to my name in the 'I know Mark is a cocksucker' column too.
Fucking hell. Mocking your job situation (with, as you say, NO information about what happened)...
How much lower can he get? Cos that's lower than wormshit.
He won't debate you on a third party site though, cos he can't edit your responses to suit him better... and, as we know, you've been his Daddy in every little 'chat' you've ever had.
He must feel pretty shitty about that. This might explain his actions. But it sure as shit doesn't excuse them. |  |
  |  |  | annie November 29, 2007 10:11 AM PST
hi joe...
you may already know that i was initially drawn to your blog BECAUSE you stood up to that sick human. so glad that i started reading here, and i support you fully.
oh, and a year back, my job was downsized. the position was eliminated. i was paid well for my trouble, and collected unemployment. that didn't change the fact that it was a very rough time for the family. how dare anyone make light of something so real/personal as this, or losing your mother? really, really twisted.
hope you find something work-wise that is even better, joe. thankfully, i did-after about 3 mos. best to you. |  |
  |  |  | Miz UV November 29, 2007 10:50 AM PST
Joe, my sympathies on the job loss. It's happening to a lot of people unfortunately. I wish you the best in finding another position ASAP, and hopefully one you can really enjoy.
I don't believe in posting *confidential* info, but as you say this is all public anyway and has been for years.
It's cool that people are stepping up in support, knowing what they might face themselves. |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll November 29, 2007 10:54 AM PST
Miz UV- Yes, it is cool. Quality folks.
But I'm afraid you're mistaken. I just posted LINKS to other sites. I didn't put anyone else's personal info on those sites, now, did I? Well, I did post the number above, but as you say, who couldn't find what he himself advertises? SOME people are smart enough to get a dedicated work line with no listed address.
Some people are not. |  |
  |  |  | Hillbilly Tim November 29, 2007 11:48 AM PST
I would have kicked his ass hard by now Joe |  |
  |  |  | anon November 29, 2007 12:45 PM PST
Thanks for the comment on the chain post. I was coming here to say I stopped because of my equivalent of a Mark and there you have an article about that subject weird!
Although not as serious as yours enough to make me stop before it escalated. My mark lives 20 minutes away.
I hope you find new employment soon and sorry to hear about your mother!! |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll November 29, 2007 01:17 PM PST
Hillbilly Tim - If you look at the links above, you'll see that he lives quite far from here. I'll just have to keep whipping him verbally.
Anon - I think I know who you are, and I'm sorry that happened! I can't imagine what you would have ever written that would deserve such a thing. If you ever decide to open another blog with another name, please let me know. In the meantime, I hope you'll continue to drop by here on occasion. |  |
  |  |  | FezMonkey November 29, 2007 02:00 PM PST
Hey, mate -
First, sorry about the job. For what it's worth, I've had it happen to me a couple of times in the past. It never gets any easier and it certainly is never any fun. But it also isn't permanent, and I'm sure you'll find something soon. It does make for a suck-filled holiday thought. And I'm definitely not surprised Mark took glee in it. Some people are only happy when others are miserable. It says more about them than they would ever believe.
About Mark, what's left to say? If his "friends" are cool with his bullshit, lies, aggro-embolisms, manipulation, hypocrisy, attitude, and all that, then good for them. People like that deserve each other. I'm just so tired of it all (and have been for a while). Frankly, he's simply not worth my time. And somehow I'm not on his radar (haven't been for a while), so I don't have to worry about him. If he was constantly gunning for me I'd likely have a different attitude, but I guess I lucked out.
The biggest mystery about all this is how he can be okay with himself about all this. Either he's completely detached from any semblance of reality and personal reflection, or he just has no soul. Either way, I couldn't imagine any rational, normal, non-misanthropic person could continue to function like he does.
Ook ook and all that. |  |
  |  |  | Jennyjinx November 29, 2007 02:10 PM PST
Normally I would really have to disapprove of this sort of thing, but you know what? That fuckhead deserves every bad thing that happens to him. DD mentioned karma at his place, and she's right. He spit on your mother and now is laughing at your job misfortune (that's not counting all the other fucked up shit he's done to other people), so it's coming for him. Bet on it.
It's a goddamned shame that asshole and his sidekick learned how to connect to the Internet.
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  |  |  | O' Tim November 29, 2007 03:38 PM PST
Good fucking grief!
Mark has zero leverage against what you've posted here, Joe (not that he ever has). You tried ignoring him for months, that didn't work. You tried engaging him respectfully on issues at other blogs, and that didn't work either. And when you've so accurately skewered him in the past, all you and everyone else that's had to deal with him gets is a fucking tantrum from his forensically-challenged ass. Time and again you've given Mark opportunities to come around and be a stand-up guy, and now your frustration has rightfully come to a head.
Unfortunately for a LONG list of ex-blogpals, his capability for nuisance seems inexhaustible. He is the epitome of the disher who can't likewise be a taker, and a master of hypocritically turning others' rebuttals to his shit into further justification of his right to be heard. Thing is this fucker is 100% sound and fury. So keep the gloves off, champ, you know I'm in your corner and will be every time Mark deems a refresher of his hatred and jealousy of you to be necessary. |  |
  |  |  | Lucyp November 29, 2007 05:13 PM PST
Almost everything i could call him for his actions have already been covered, the guy is below contempt and deserves everything aimed at him.
Glad to see so many people here in your corner and i joined them quite a while back when my eyes were opened to him.
I was not aware you had lost your job and i wish you all the best in finding work. |  |
  |  |  | catraggedy November 30, 2007 10:06 AM PST
Not cool to mock unemployment. Very sorry about the job Joe.
Even more uncool, is saying something stupid when you had to put your pet down. That makes me clinch my fists just thinking about it.
Sorry this guy will not go away. What a freak. |  |
  |  |  | Looney November 30, 2007 11:45 AM PST
Hey, dude, sorry about the job. I've never been downsized.
I have been fired for cause... when I was 10 :-) Damn those late papers!!
And sorry about your mom. I missed that whole exchange somehow.
Mark's a big part of the reason I got out of blogovia. He's a dick. I haven't even looked in on him to see who he's pissing on. I guess I can just assume he's pissing on you :-)
We had that period of intense fighting and conflict among our blog community and he was always at the center of it. There's something there.
I can fight and piss around with others and we get over it and stay friends (you and I included) but he's got a nasty, vindictive streak that should make anyone in his crosshairs nervous. Who's got time for that crap?
Well, being as you're unemployed now, p'raps you oughta run for President. Timing couldn't be better, right?
Don't know that I'd vote for you, but I'll be there on your coattails if you win! LOL... |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll November 30, 2007 12:11 PM PST
Will be President for food! |  |
  |  |  | jesus of new mexico December 1, 2007 08:08 AM PST
Jo
Business 101:
A company cares about 2 things
assets and liabilities.
If you are an asset you are kept. If you are a liability, the company looks for ways to get rid of you.
BTW, the reference info is pure BS. I say it to all of the people I can.
Thanks for the carpenter info. I can use a good contractor. Hey, does he have work for you?
Great insight. Blogs are public and all of you touchholes produce shit that you think matters (Mark included). But if he is not going to your blog and you continue to live at his, the question is why? Seems like the one with an obsession is an out of work troll.
Finally, before you and the rest of the tough guys on the blog get all high and mighty, if you feel Mark is an asshole than for you he is. But do not forget all of the shit you have pulled with him (and continue to pull)--home information, sobriety, etc.
You're not a martyr. A shit stirring troll with no job you are. |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll December 1, 2007 08:31 AM PST
Actually, I explained why I go there in the post above, Mr. Insight. And let's not pretend that you know anything about me or my situation.
Your willingness to admit that you are a liar in no way indicates that anyone else is.
And exactly what do I "pull" on Mark? You can go to Cody's and see who it is that behaves like a troll, and who does not. Just because Mark hides behind passive-aggressive screens like his "some people" critiques that doesn't make him innocent. The fact is that Cody - and Lucy, and others- have put up topics that we disagreed on, and he was the one to make it personal. I've been commenting at both sites for a long time and still do in his absence, so accusations of me "following" him to sites just to disagree are bullshit. Unlike Mark, my stances don't change from thread to thread, depending on who is present.
It's also true that there have been many occasions when we've agreed, like on the issue of gun control, and he likes to pretend that these things never ever happen.
We both post at Nat's yet he's never had a problem with me there. That's because I've never had a problem with him there. Go read Cody's. You'll see that this was a temper tantrum from someone who simply couldn't back up his own argument, and ran home crying.
Aside from that, the people above were almost ALL pals of his at one point or another. I didn't change their minds. Mark did. And he's still doing it. You see, unlike you, they knew both of us, and could see these events more objectively.
Finally, Mark is the one who continually drags drugs into these arguments, and he did it here. Don't pretend that he is sober because he finds that to be the nobler choice. Those folks find sobriety by themselves. He's sober because he needs to be. His choice, his druthers, had been otherwise and must still be or the support would be superfluous. He really should keep his yap shut about it, then. I did not get high before or during work - in fact, not until after class and homework was done, well after work. I don't need to answer to Mark or you about that.
He knows very little about me, and for you to listen to his lies and pretend that you know me makes you nothing more than a complete ass. |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll December 1, 2007 08:36 AM PST
Oh, and please, JESUS, if you can, show me where I have ever taken glee in any misfortune of Mark's. Even something small, it doesn't have to be like the death of a loved one, or loss of income. |  |
  |  |  | Jefe December 1, 2007 11:55 AM PST
Sorry to hear about the job, Joe. I've been there before -- twice -- and it blows. I've also lost a parent, lost a brother, lost friends, lost pets, been down on my luck, gotten divorced, nearly bled to death... I can't fathom ever mocking someone else's misfortune, regardless of my feelings for the individual, and I'm lucky enough to not know of anyone who has mocked mine. So I can't say I know how you feel WRT reading what you did from Mark. But what I can say is that you already have enough stress to deal with without worrying about what someone says about you at his blog. The people who read his blog, and know he's referring to you, and laugh about it or cheer him on, aren't any people you would ever call friends or even be on friendly terms with, so really, that's a poisonous world you can completely avoid. Give your stomach acid a break and just stay away from it. You're an insightful guy who writes some incredibly engaging stuff, and you have a large group of people who agree. When you're in that zone, and you're writing about the asshole of the month or GWB or the hypocrisy in so much of the world, you gotta be feeling good. You spark great conversation and great participation at your blog, and what's better, it's not a big love-fest. Agreements and disagreements abound, making it a much more worth my limited time to read. I'll end this novel-of-a-comment with this thought: As long as you keep going to his blog, he's going to keep seeing you on sitemeter, and keep posting about you, and it will never end. Never. If you stop going to his site, and stop engaging with him on any level, it'll go away.
Good luck on the job front, Joe. I will say that both times I was shit-canned, I ended up better off than I had been. |  |
  |  |  | Jennyjinx December 1, 2007 01:50 PM PST
Joe,
You're trying to reason with an idiot. It's obviously someone with their head in Mark's crotch, so you shouldn't even respond. Or if you do respond something more appropriate would be:
"Mwahahaha!!!
Look, everyone, it's Mark's only testicle! Funny that we're all cowards hiding behind our keyboards, but Mark's testicle is bravely posting on the Internet while hiding behind a keyboard."
See? Very easy.
Alas, his testicle isn't equipped to understand irony and it's own hypocrisy. So we'll just all have to point and laugh. |  |
  |  |  | Looney December 1, 2007 08:27 PM PST
Mark calls his testicle "Jesus?"
What does he call his tool then?
Wait, wait! Don't wanna know... |  |
  |  |  | jesus of new mexico December 2, 2007 02:56 PM PST
Jo,
If you think of me as a liar then that is your choice. If I am a liar because I say the same things your company prez (I didn't take the money run like him) said to you, then your reference for new jobs is equally a lie.
Regardless of the reasons for sobriety (and you are not omniscient or ominipotent to decide what drives Mark in sobriety), any form of addiction is a disease. For you to imply you can handle some pot and still go to work is solely a knock at him. That Jo Jo is a low blow.
I would not condone anyone taking a shot at someone who recently lost a loved one. So I went to the source and I asked Mark. He apparently made a post comment about you being a momma's boy. When he found out your mother passed he removed the post. Is this the commenting upon which you make mention?
It was taken down dude. Get over it. It was a mistake. A big one and rightfully taken down.
Hey Jenny.....
What is the fascination with Mark's crotch and his testicles? Sounds like a repressed desire. BTW I would not even let you near my 'taint. Too beastly for my taste!
So Jo
If your perception is that I am a liar, then so be it.
But the fact of the matter is that I am gainfully employed. I am not a drain on social services. |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll December 2, 2007 05:14 PM PST
A low blow to answer one, fine. If he's crying in his milk about it, then he should not have thrown the gauntlet in the first place. I'm sick of being merely responsive and having people act as if my response is the cause of the friction. Time is linear, and all that. When you throw stones, don't whine that they are thrown back and Mark threw the stones here. Perhaps he feels that my statements at Cody's were off-topic and out of line, but no one else including the blogowner seems to feel so, so this is just a temper tantrum that is, once again, backfiring on him.
And Mark has a habit of posting inflammatory things and then taking them down when he sees that they will work against him. I gave him the benefit of the doubt more than once. When you see it develop as a pattern you eventually stop seeing it as a mistake. Like I said, the people above are not reacting to Mark out of ignorance. They've all known him for at least a year, and many for more than that. HE has given them these attitudes, and no one else.
If you objectively watch how I interact with people for a year and then decide how you feel about me, then you'll be on an even keel with us. Until then, I don't really think you know who you are defending or who you are defending him against.
Oh, and I'm not on welfare. I'm living on savings, and am entitled to unemployment which does not come out of taxes, yours or the ones I have paid for the past 22 years of my working life. I've been unemployed less than 3 weeks, asshole. I may not know you well, but that statement shows that you are a very presumptuous and unkind person. Thinking that you are better than someone else just because they got downsized points to arrogance borne of deepseated inferiority, most likely. Think about why you had to take that dig against someone that has done you no harm. Are you so in love with Mark that you need to try to belittle a person who you know nothing about except what he has told you? How sad.
Please note that I have not changed your words despite their venom. I don't need cowardly rules in my sidebar like he does, and unlike him, I can fight for myself, instead of sending a proxy.
Have you gained anything here? |  |
  |  |  | jesus of new mexico December 2, 2007 05:50 PM PST
Why do you justify your retorts?
"he started it....A low blow to answer one...other bloggers have seen it...." Have you realized that you are not the moral compass of blogs and people?
Does Mark go too far? Yes he does. I can't fucking stand the Grateful Dead but that does not make me want to go after him and rehash old shit time after time.
You were wrong in posting "Public"information. No way around it. You took a cheap shot. Same with the sobriety cracks. Just as he was wrong about the mother comment, and there are probably boatloads more.
But all the more reason to ask why are you consumed with his blog?
BTW, who are you fighting? Is that what you call a note on your almighty (sorry wrong word for me) blog? Do you feel victorious?
What have I gained???? Jo Jo, I just held up a mirror for you to see yourself. Is it pretty? It is the first step in recovery for yourself |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll December 2, 2007 06:11 PM PST
You've done no such thing. You cannot hold a mirror up to someone you don't know. You think too much of your own knowledge.
And I am not "consumed". Mark has a habit of posting lies about me, and I look in ever once in awhile to see what crap he's posting. I never write there. Ask yourself why he is so obsessed with who comes and reads? What is he ashamed of? No one has ever seen me whine about who views my blog without commenting. People come by in proxys all the time. I post every word in public for anyone to see, and anything I don't want someone to see, I don't publish. Then again, I don't regularly post lies and vitriol about other bloggers. If I did, my readers, unlike Mark's, are too smart to believe that the person's response was the reason for the initial attack.
Well, I'm done now. Feel free to continue talking to yourself . As you can see, my blog has moved on.
Oh, and if you want to whine about his information being published, whine at the phone company first. |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll December 2, 2007 06:31 PM PST
Oh, and you've been lied to - Mark didn't call me a mama's boy, he mocked my mother directly. How is that a mistake? There is no excuse for mocking someone's mother - especially since he had not met her, ever. How can you say that such shit is a mistake coming from someone Mark's age? Shot at someone's mom are middle school material.
You know the REAL reason he doesn't want his info out there? Because anonymity allows people like him to behave as badly as they want without fear of repercussion. Well, that's gone now. I guess it's time for Mark to start acting more politely. |  |
  |  |  | jesus of new mexico December 2, 2007 07:34 PM PST
No, you are consumed. You just need to keep going and going and going.
And I did hold up the mirror for you to see. It is not presumptive. Look at your validations. It is all about how Mark has wronged you. Maybe he has. Maybe he has without good reason and that will be something he will have to address in his own life.
But you? You still don't see it yet. Middle school behavior is a step up for your tantrum. Give up the ghost dude. You keep going on about the same shit and feel vindicated when you try to thrust people's private lives in to the open. If it is no big deal, why the nom de plume (given to you by Mark lest we all forget). Why not post your real name and address out there for all to see?
I hope you take this free time to work on yourself and move forward.
I'll pass on the whine to the phone company. I hope you take a moment to consider your ROLE in all of this as you are 50% of the problem. |  |
  |  |  | Don December 2, 2007 10:24 PM PST
(I haven't read any of the comments -- no time for that.)
That very sucks you got laid off. I'm not surprised that Mark turned it against you the way he did. Though my feelings about him aren't as strong as yours, they're in about the same direction. Best of luck to you, and to me. |  |
  |  |  | Looney December 2, 2007 10:26 PM PST
JoNM, you may as well accept that you're talking clear out your ass.
Now that we got that cleared up, perhaps you *ought* to let someone get something near your taint and clean all this lingering crap off... |  |
  |  |  | Nat December 3, 2007 01:05 PM PST
Looney..LOL!!! |  |
  |  |  | O' Tim December 3, 2007 02:03 PM PST
Leapin Lizards! Praise be! And where would we be without jesus and the magic mirror of introspection?
Prolly in some middle school cafeteria yucking it up about taints. |  |
  |  |  | Jesus of New Mexico December 3, 2007 07:50 PM PST
Looney,
did jennyinx decide to let you borrow a pair of the ole yarballs tonight? Got a quick chance to take 'em out for a spin? Cause I don't think you would be able to act on your own.
Thanks for the offer but I'll pass having you tongue my taint any time. Again, all the discussion about tools, testicles and taints.
There are other ways worship me oh Priapus wannabe. Looks like you have a whole boatload of taints round here for you to enjoy:)
O'Tim has a spot o'courage in his soul tonight! Yippeee! If you're looking to clean my taint too I'll have to vacate the land of alternatives here. No problem with ya but I wouldn't want to be ya! |  |
  |  |  | Looney December 3, 2007 10:59 PM PST
Allow me to translate:
"Looney, yer right. I have no defense. Therefore I'll pretend to be cleverly witty by resorting to jokes I heard someone say at recess but never quite understood."
Yer welcome. |  |
  |  |  | Not Cheezy December 4, 2007 03:21 AM PST
I thought I'd take a leaf out of JoNM's book and contribute to this thread using a cunning purpose-built pseudonym, designed especially for the occasion... and now I'm thinking of addressing everyone with a strange familiarity, as if we've somehow met before...
Woooooooaaaaahhh! Spooky huh? |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll December 4, 2007 06:33 AM PST
Yeah, Cheezy. but don't forget to NOT make a link of that pseudonym. That way you can troll the place without fear that you would be trolled back. Not that anyone here has seen me do that to anyone, anyway. And don't forget to choose a fake location that is far away from your real one. |  |
  |  |  | Jennyjinx December 4, 2007 09:40 AM PST
"Hey Jenny.....
What is the fascination with Mark's crotch and his testicles? Sounds like a repressed desire. BTW I would not even let you near my 'taint. Too beastly for my taste!"
OMG!! I've been properly chastised. Let me get off the Internet right now so I can bawl and sob!
Come on now, you guys can do better than that. If you put both your brain cells together while you're tapping away at the emails, I'm sure you can come up with SOMEthing that will really put me in my place. You should know by now you're not going to get the best of me.
Or Joe.
Or Looney.
Or O'Tim.
But keep trying. It makes my mundane life a little more entertaining.
Nice use of the search function on Wikipedia too. Which one of you guys came up with that idea?
P.S.
Whatever you're looking for in my archives will not be found. Good luck in the search, though.
And I don't think for one second you've got any kind of balls at all. As a matter of fact I don't even think you're a man. At least the one doing the typing is not a man. |  |
  |  |  | O' Tim December 4, 2007 11:21 AM PST
You know Joe, I think if we're gonna keep being given these opportunities to hang out in your basement, you oughta spruce up the place a bit. Get the turntable fixed, maybe a slip cover for the couch, that sort of thing. When was the last time you cleaned this bong? |  |
  |  |  | Joe the Troll December 4, 2007 11:57 AM PST
CLEAN it? Haven't you read? I'm obviously using it 24/7! Who has time to clean it?
The turntable just needs a new cartridge, actually. |  |
  |  |  | Cheezy December 4, 2007 01:06 PM PST
"Yeah, Cheezy. but don't forget to NOT make a link of that pseudonym. "
Oh fuck it! How did you know it was me?
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  |  |  | Folly December 12, 2007 07:55 AM PST
I'm going to say this as a lawyer, you need to take this post down lest you find yourself in the midst of a libel action. Unlike Mark's decision to post your IP address (which contains no real indentifiable information), this is actionable.
And all of you who back this aren't any better yourselves.
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  |  |  | Nat December 12, 2007 04:38 PM PST
LOL. And you're a freaking tool. |  |
  |  |  | Jennyjinx December 13, 2007 11:52 AM PST
**Unlike Mark's decision to post your IP address (which contains no real indentifiable information), this is actionable. ***
You have to prove it's a lie and that Markie's reputation has been hurt because of it. Can you do that? Can you prove that Mark isn't a big ol' turd? |  |
  |  |  | O' Tim December 13, 2007 10:52 PM PST
Ooohh, actionable! The only action you'd get with this is snickers from the civil court clerks. Of course they're all just peons to a smarty-smart barista like you, Ms. Folly. |  |
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