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Saturday, December 01, 2007
American Asshole: November
Posted at 06:50 am by Joe_the_Troll
 | | | Miz UV
December 1, 2007 07:17 AM PST
When I first saw this list, I was about to vote for Lori Drew, but then I made the mistake of checking the links, and now I can't decide. That cop for sure is a huge asshole, and asshole cops move to the front of the list by default. And Fred Phelps, UGH, what an asshole. Okay, fine. I'm still voting for Lori. | |
| | | Cody Bones
December 1, 2007 07:58 AM PST
As much as I hate the Clinton tendency to base opinions on who they are talking to, or which way the wind blows, and I'm not a big fan of the whole Heather Mills May December romance/divorce, give me half right now you old man situation, Lori Drew is the huge winner, hands down, this month. As I said before, as the Father of a 13 year old girl, this women turns my stomach. To the local police in her town "Officer, may I suggest using the nightstick" Reggie Hammond/ Trading Places | |
| | | nat
December 1, 2007 09:46 AM PST
First off, I love that Leary song and it should definitely be the theme!
I'm going with Lori Drew, fuckwad that she is. I think she knows, too, that she has no defense for her actions, since she still hasn't explained herself to anyone (as far as I know.) | |
| | | catraggedy
December 1, 2007 10:13 AM PST
I have to go with Lori Drew. What a sick f-ck she is for messing with some 13 year old kid's head. | |
| | | annie
December 1, 2007 11:35 AM PST
huckabee~sez me. it was tougher-than-ever to choose, though.
super-christy, beady-eyed liars are at the top of my shit list these days, so mikey wins. | |
| | | Eden
December 1, 2007 01:40 PM PST
Lori Drew. Don't even have to read it or the others. We were all talking about her just yesterday.
And now I'm going to have this song in my head all day. Mmm Denis Leary... | |
| | | Jennyjinx
December 1, 2007 02:49 PM PST
I just wanted to let you know that I plan on voting. As soon as I fix my site. :) Where is Jesus from New Mexico when you need her? | |
| | | Lucyp
December 1, 2007 04:50 PM PST
I saw the John Gardner incident on TV and as i am on a bit of an anti Taser kick recently, my vote goes to the arsehole copper. | |
| | | Looney
December 1, 2007 08:23 PM PST
Tempting to vote for the arsewipe trooper. Highway Patrolmen are the shit stains of law enforcement, lazy fundraisers. One wonders why they don't just take a red f***ing kettle and a bell and stand outside the grocery store all year long. Oh, I know why, it doesn't pay like extortion...
That said, how can I not vote for Lori Drew. What an insane bitch! Even worse that she won't take responsibility for mentally torturing a vulnerable teenager. I don't even know how a bitch like that gets her comeuppance without someone dying, which I can't wish on anyone. What a horrid scumsucking witch.
I hope I've made myself clear. :-) | |
| | | O' Tim
December 2, 2007 12:28 AM PST
Tough group this month, Joe. But I'm voting for (against) Phelps. He simply has to get in this year.
And this inspires a post, TYVM... | |
| | | Cheezy
December 3, 2007 06:03 AM PST
I was going to vote for Heather but then it occurred to me that she's really an English Arsehole rather than an American Asshole... isn't she?
She's still appalling, wherever the hell she comes from...
Then I read that story about Hillary and I shuddered with renewed dread that she may be elected Prez in a year's time...
Sorry, but I'm all aboard the anti-Hillary bandwagon at the moment and won't get off it until the choice becomes a straight one between her and that lying cousin-fucker Giuliani. Then (and only then) I might start thinking more charitable thoughts about Hillary...
Anyway, I was GOING to vote for her here, but then I saw that Fred Phelps was a contender - and he's a sick fuck from way back. One more vote for Fred here. | |
| | | Joe the Troll
December 3, 2007 08:30 AM PST
Whhops! You're right, Cheezy, I goofed! Heather was supposed to be in my NEW feature, "Fuckin' Limey Skank of the Month". Thanks for catching that!
(I really hate the phony bitch.) | |
| | | raejane
December 3, 2007 10:06 AM PST
Oh Joe... he's not on here...
My vote would have been for Drew Peterson.
What a fucktard! | |
| | | raejane
December 3, 2007 10:09 AM PST
Ok.. Where the hell have I been?
I never heard baout this Lori Drew peice of shit..
she gets my vote...
for the love of gawd... what the hell is wrong with people?!?!?! | |
| | | Joe the Troll
December 3, 2007 10:46 AM PST
Raejane- Once something is proven against Peterson - and I think there will be, DESPITE the police - he'll be much more than an asshole - he'll be a serial killer. | |
| | | Jefe
December 3, 2007 11:56 AM PST
Fred Phelps! | |
| | | raejane
December 3, 2007 12:01 PM PST
Joe-
He makes my skin crawl.
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| | | n1tootsie
December 3, 2007 12:32 PM PST
I vote for Lori Drew.
Dog is what he is. His son should be nominated, he sold out his dad for the money. BS he did it for his GF intregrity. Hillary is not the first person to put a planted question in her audience. She did not think up the concept herself it has been done since Socrates time. Trooper John is an asshole, but his department and the taser makers make them think they can use those things when ever they want with no harm. He is a product of his environment. As a member of the Auxillary to the VFW, American Legion and Vietnam Veterans of America I naturally wanted to vote for Fred Phelps. (GRRR just typing his name makes by patriotism rise and want to bite him) BUT at least he does not hide behind a computer to spread his hate. He faces those he torments. As far as I can tell, Lori has not faced the family of the victim yet and in fact tried to get the rest of the neighborhood to hide her dirt. Although what she did was not illegal, I hope the family sue her for emotional distress. At least then she will have to look them in the eye see the hurt she caused and admit what she did. | |
| | | Jennyjinx
December 4, 2007 09:46 AM PST
I vote for Lori Drew.
I hope that her neighbors leak her address so all the local hoodlums can come terrorize her. What a fucking bitch!
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| | | Joe the Troll
December 4, 2007 11:58 AM PST
Look around, you can find her address, phone number, cell numbers and the info for the business that she owns without too much trouble. America is pissed at this woman. | |
| | | raejane
December 4, 2007 02:57 PM PST
Did you hear that there will be no charges against her?
It makes me so sick.
I mean... it could have been any one of our children..it just goes to show you how unsafe the internet really is... because os sick and twisted people. | |
| | | Miz UV
December 4, 2007 03:36 PM PST
Part of the problem, IMO, is this ridiculous "helicopter mom" syndrome. Parents have been told repeatedly that they MUST be super-involved in all aspects of their kids' lives, know all their friends, etc., etc., because this will prevent drug abuse or some shit, so you have all these moms just hovering over their kids non-stop, and they don't know where to draw the line. I'm not defending Lori, but still. I see shades of her micro-managing style of parenting in other moms, and it's lauded as being an "involved parent."
Plus the "it takes a village" mentality doesn't help either, when you have moms (and dads) thinking it's their right and duty to reprimand and otherwise get involved with other people's children. Sure, it's great when you stop child abuse, but people don't want to think about all the problems it CAUSES. | |
| | | Jennyjinx
December 4, 2007 04:08 PM PST
Raejane,
If that chick did this to my daughter you can bet there'd be charges filed against somebody- possibly even me. That bitch would have spread her poison without the Internet. She is, afterall, responsible for raising a litter herself.
Joe,
I'm up.
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| | | Emma
December 4, 2007 05:31 PM PST
Tough choice, but my vote goes to Lori Drew. As far as I'm concerned they should be able to charge her with child abuse and take her own children away from her. | |
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