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Thursday, May 04, 2006
Thirteen "New Home Firsts"
- First meal eaten- Carne Asada burrito from Losbetos. Maybe the best burrito in a city filled with burritos, and it's right around the corner now.
- First meal prepared once the kitchen was ready- Pizza Fish.
- First neighbor met- Ruben next door. He's a homebrewer also.
- First thing not working right- The toilet handle. You have to jiggle it or it will flush forever.
- First movie watched-- Raiders of the Lost Ark. No particular reason, it just came up on the Netflix queue.
- First CD listened to- Miles Davis, Kind Of Blue
- First bootleg listened to/watched - Audio- Anders Osbourne w/ Big Chief Monk Boudreax 10-23-02 State Theater, Falls Church Va - Video- Led Zeppelin, Knebworth, 1979
- First beer- Boulder Beer's Planet Porter
- First friend to see the new place- Amy C., when she helped me move.
- First mystery- what (or who) is buried in the back yard that Angus wants to dig up?
- First TV show I thought of when I saw the oven- The Dick Van Dyke Show
- First freaky dream- I'm in my new place (it's not the place I actually live in, but in the dream I understand that it is my new place. You know how dreams are.) I'm just going about my business at about bedtime, and I'm alone in the living room, when I hear a voice from in the room say "Get out of my house!". Then another voice says "Go to bed." The second voice is even scarier because it is trying to sound reassuring.
- First thing Angus got in trouble for-- crapping on the floor. I was RIGHT THERE and he didn't even ask to go out. Luckily, it was one of the loafy ones.
Posted at 06:21 am by Joe_the_Troll
 | | | Mark
May 4, 2006 07:11 AM PDT
The hell with Ruben, I wanna know more about the one that likes Bettie Page. Pics would help. | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 4, 2006 07:34 AM PDT
She and her boyfriend woke me up at 2 AM arguing out in the street. He was wasted, and she was trying to keep him from driving. She succeeded.
I have NO idea why the fool was putting up a fight. | |
| | | Paula
May 4, 2006 08:10 AM PDT
PIZZA FISH??? | |
| | | Mark
May 4, 2006 08:27 AM PDT
Yeah, that was my reaction,. Paula!!!
So did you ask her if she wants to pose for us?? | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 4, 2006 04:34 PM PDT
Haven't seen her yet today.
Pizza fish is an invention of my mom's, and it is YUMMY. If you're nice, I'll tell you how to make it. | |
| | | tim
May 4, 2006 06:55 PM PDT
You see the MONSTER THAT I HAVE CREATED! One little Bettie drawing and Mark is off his nut (or is going to get off his nut?). | |
| | | Mark
May 4, 2006 08:12 PM PDT
I'm doing it for you guys, and this is the thanks I get???
Hmmph. | |
| | | nat
May 6, 2006 08:15 PM PDT
That was a cool 13! Funny that you had a first thing not working right...ALREADY!! | |
| | | Mark
May 6, 2006 08:56 PM PDT
Yeah, about that - Replace the flapper. It's not seating right. Probably old and worn out.
You're welcome. Oh, and don't use toilet tablets. The bleach in them destroys the rubber flapper and you'll be right back where you started from in no time. | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 7, 2006 10:08 AM PDT
Actually, it's the chain. It's not there anymore, and someone tried to use a wire to replace it. They probably got tired of waiting forour saddass property manager to do it. | |
| | | Mark
May 7, 2006 11:19 AM PDT
Yeah, could be. If I were you, I'd get a flapper and chain, replace both, and happiness will ensue. They are cheap. Tip: Turn the water off at the valve, and take the old flapper with you. There are a number of disserent styles.
Thanks for getting my back with Billo. | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 7, 2006 11:37 AM PDT
If I were you, I'd get a flapper and chain.......
That sounds like a good time, but what about the toilet? | |
| | | Mark
May 7, 2006 12:22 PM PDT
Fix the toilet later.....
Hey man, Billo's head exploded again over at Paula's. LMAO. | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 7, 2006 01:12 PM PDT
It isn't done exploding yet...... | |
| | | Mark
May 7, 2006 02:33 PM PDT
And now he's calling me a bigot at his site. That's funny. The year before last I was called the enemy of homosexuals for blogging about a conservative issue. This year I'm a bigot for siding with homosexuals on an issue of diversity. Can't we all just get along, fer chrissake? | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 7, 2006 03:32 PM PDT
Hah! Lefty-loon, yer a lefty-loon!
an' so's yer ol' man.......... | |
| | | Mark
May 7, 2006 05:50 PM PDT
TAKE IT BACK!!!! | |
| | | Dawn (webmiztris)
May 8, 2006 09:27 AM PDT
pizza fish? Ok, I'm going to throw up now! | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 8, 2006 03:11 PM PDT
Without even knowing what it is? How about an open mind, eh? | |
| | | Dawn (webmiztris)
May 11, 2006 08:58 AM PDT
there is no way I'd try pizza fish! there's some things I just don't mix and that's two of them! | |
| | | Joe the Troll
May 12, 2006 07:22 AM PDT
I'll bet that you're imagining something very unlike the reality. | |
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