"Fuck my pal Joe" - 13 things realized while camping with O'Tim
1. If looks could kill, squirrels would be our deadliest enemies.
2. Freud was a naughty little person.
3. Hills are much harder to climb at 10,000 feet.
4. The sun has mastered the art of not being seen.
5. Chili Mac is ready-to-go; no need to sit in it.
6. The woods can be very quiet considering the fact that almost everything in the woods can make a noise.
7. Caveman TV - You can't go wrong with the classics.
8. Racoons are cute, frolicsome, and entirely unwelcome, the thieving little bastards.
9. There is nothing darker than true country dark.
10. Standard camping gear should include Bean-O.
11. Physics does come in handy after high school, after all.
12. O'Tim - "Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart!" Joe the Troll - "Some, but I'd say it's got more colon."
13. "Get as much moe as you can!"
The title, like much of the list, is an inside joke. Don't sweat it.
Posted at 06:59 am by
Joe_the_Troll
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Tim
September 14, 2006 07:46 AM PDT
8-Yes, they are!
10- Then that great scene in Blazing Saddles couldn't happen! |
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Paula
September 14, 2006 10:35 AM PDT
I don't think I WANNA understand most of that list!! Except the Moe thing. Stooges? They are not funny, btw. ;) |
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Joe the Troll
September 14, 2006 10:57 AM PDT
"They are not funny, btw. ;) "
Amen to THAT! I never dug them, even as a kid. This isn't the stooge, it's a band called "moe" that O'Tim turned me onto last week.
BTW, Paula, did you see the miracle that happened in the Cheney comments?
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Nat
September 14, 2006 01:01 PM PDT
LOL! Loved this one, Troll Dude!
And I agree about Freud... |
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Paula
September 14, 2006 03:30 PM PDT
Yes. :) |
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Paula
September 14, 2006 03:30 PM PDT
There's an ice skating partay in Hell this weekend, btw. |
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Don
September 14, 2006 04:33 PM PDT
5 - yes .. i understand all too well .. |
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Fez Monkey
September 14, 2006 05:09 PM PDT
Since I've already laced up my skates for the even in Hell, I think I can overlook both your and Paula's obvious lack of appreciation of le arte d'Stooges.
Besides, Moe was kind of a prick.
Ook ook |
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Joe the Troll
September 15, 2006 11:38 AM PDT
Fez-
O'Tim took me to task for that, as well. What can I say? I'm more the Abboty and Costello type. |
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O' Tim
September 18, 2006 09:47 PM PDT
Don said - "5 - yes .. i understand all too well .."
Yes, but do you have pictures to prove it? And did you wash yer shorts in the Pecos River to remove said chili mac?
Great post, JtT! I had a huge time in what I hope you now realize is your utterly worthy backyard.
Stooges rule over A & C ! ! ! |
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Joe the Troll
September 18, 2006 10:14 PM PDT
Stooges rule over A & C ! ! !
In all ways except humor and wit.
And yes, I'll be hitting tha back 40 a LOT more now. I can't wait to do a photo tour of the Pecos in the dead of winter! |
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