The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it.

-George Washington-



Sunday, September 17, 2006
The Polls of Summer...........

Autumn, actually, enjoyed a resounding win in last week's poll. The cooler temps and wild colors were the most popular among those that voted. I never enjoyed those things that much when I was a kid in Illinois because of the hayfever (I grew up in the country next to a five acre alfalfa field) and the asthma attacks that the hayfever would herald. Fall was "indoor time" as I looked forward to the first frost. As I've aged, I've become less susceptible to attacks, and New Mexico doesn't seem to have the allergen intensity in the fall that Illinois has. Instead, I have a smaller allergy problem over more of the year. I do miss my faveorite thing about fall in Illinois, though....... Oktoberfests! There are a few here, but when people are drinking tequila and eating green chile stew, it just isn't the same.

This week's poll will be a little different - no clicking! This one has too many possible answers to list. Here's the question:

What two people from history would you most enjoy an evening's drinking with?

Of course, one could have different answers for different goals. I could, for one goal in particular, see going out with Mae West and Josephine Baker, winkwinknudgenudgeknowwhatimean? I'm not talking about that, though. I'm talking about the two people in history who you think would be the most fun, most engaging, most interesting conversationalists to tip a few glasses with. Who's mind would you most want to get into?

My choices are Ben Franklin and Mark Twain.

 

Both noted for enjoying a drink, both famous for wit and intellect, I can think of no two better people with which to share an evening in a pub. It's very possible that by the end of the bottle, we'd have solved the world's problems. Of course, we'd no doubt forget the solution entirely by the morning, but what matter? No one would be likely to listen to it anyway. It sure would be fun getting there, though, and just think! The stories these guys could tell! 

So, who would be YOUR drinking mates?

 

Posted at 08:09 am by Joe_the_Troll

Dawn (webmiztris)
September 17, 2006   12:50 PM PDT
 
ben and mark are good answers...I'm thinking George Washington too. he seemed like the kind of guy you could smoke a nice, big fatty with. :D
Joe the Troll
September 17, 2006   01:53 PM PDT
 
Dawn-

I have heard tell that Washington's faam grew hemp, among other things. You might be right!!!
Name
September 17, 2006   05:48 PM PDT
 
I'm thinking Errol Flynn. Could get some great pick up lines!
Cheezy
September 18, 2006   01:16 AM PDT
 
Winston Churchill... and Bill Hicks!
jollykay
September 18, 2006   07:03 AM PDT
 
well, the thing is i don't drink alcohol, or use drugs... an occasional cup'o tea is as hardcore as i get. so, if i was going to have a person from history over for a pot of chai, who would it be? i had to think long and hard about this... i am not religious, but Jesus, Mohammad, or Buhdda all came to mind first, but i think i know something about them from their writings, and they all seem just a little male-centric to me, (hey, it was the times they lived in, i forgive them). there are two people i would love to know better though... Jeanne de' Arc (Joan of Arc) and Hildegard of Bingen (1098- 1179)- both remarkable women who lived extraordinary lives.
Paula
September 18, 2006   08:58 AM PDT
 
If I'm going to get drunk with peeps they have to be FUN. No boring old politicians for me! How about Shakey and the Marquis de Sade?
Fez Monkey
September 18, 2006   10:02 AM PDT
 
Two guys with whom to share an evenings debauchery?

Charles Bukowski and Hunter S Thompson. I'd likely succumb to alcohol poisoning in my vain attempt to keep up, but think of the weirdness!

Ook ook
Dawn (webmiztrs)
September 18, 2006   10:16 AM PDT
 
fez monkey - GOOD FREAKIN ANSWERS!
Fez Monkey
September 18, 2006   12:01 PM PDT
 
:)

The Monkey is never to cynical to be thankful for kind words.

Thanks, Dawn!

Ook ook

Now, pass that dutchie 'pon the lef' han' side.
nat
September 18, 2006   12:34 PM PDT
 
Annie Oakley and Judy Garland. We'd put on our cowgirl clothes and drink and shoot and whoop it up!
Raging Lunatic
September 18, 2006   01:36 PM PDT
 
Ben and Mark are most definitely good answers. Fez's are too hard-core for me, I'm too much a weenie to handle that crowd.
Tough question, but with some contemplation I choose:
Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker.
Jeff K
September 18, 2006   04:01 PM PDT
 
Man, what a tough one! So many to consider...

Okay, disregarding what they might have thought of each other, I'd have to say:

Frank Sinatra and Jack Kerouac
Jeff K
September 18, 2006   04:02 PM PDT
 
Or maybe Timothy Leary and William Burroughs.
Jeff K
September 18, 2006   04:03 PM PDT
 
Or possibly Ernest Hemingway and Dizzy Gillespie.
Joe the Troll
September 18, 2006   04:20 PM PDT
 
Koz- Just throw a farooking dinner party already!

Lucyp
September 18, 2006   05:05 PM PDT
 
Excellant question. Quentin Tarentino because he just seems so interesting and a bit twisted and Groucho Marx because he has always cracked me up.
O' Tim
September 18, 2006   10:17 PM PDT
 
I'm with Fez on the good Dr. Thompson, and I think Ken Kesey would be cool, as long as he weren't tripping his balls off (I've seen it - it was not pretty).

Then I'd like to sit next to nat and her crowd a whampin' and a whompin' at the No. 6 dance!

Oh, what a night and a day!
Fez Monkey
September 19, 2006   08:57 AM PDT
 
Actually, another interesting pairing would be MacBeth and Banquo.

Think the two of them might have something interesting to discuss?

Ook ook
Liz
September 19, 2006   02:37 PM PDT
 
Hah! I can handle the Jack and maybe tequila, other than that, I won't cope at all...as for having dinner with someone...hmmm, I would choose Alistair Crowley himself and....Homer he (or was it she?) of the Illiad and Odyssey. I know, heavy stuff. Just call me a literary oddball.
mellowyellow
September 20, 2006   07:20 AM PDT
 
Right then here goes – Gene Clark (late of Byrds) now he only died a while back but he was gone before I discovered the delights of his solo career so would like nothing better than an evening talking to him about those lyrics. Secondly Isadora Duncan she had a fascinating life and would be bound to have interesting stories.
O' Tim
September 20, 2006   10:22 AM PDT
 
mellowyellow - great pick of Gene Clark! On my recent cross-country jaunt I played the shit out of a CD compilation of his solo stuff. Sweet travellin' tuneage!
 

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