The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it.

-George Washington-



Sunday, December 16, 2007
American Asshole : Lori Drew



There I was, just a couple minutes from posting the American Asshole ballot, and I was trying to think if I had missed anyone. I had a bunch of assholes listed, but it didn't feel quite done. I decided to surf for a few minutes, and see what popped up. When I saw Lori Drew, I thought "How did I miss her???" I then thought, "There's no way she's going to lose."

I was right. My hopes of putting Phelps in faded quickly. I don't think anyone else has won AA with such a clear margin in the first round. I didn't even vote this time around, because a vote for or against Lori could not have made a difference (not that my votes ever DO). She was the clear winner.

And boy, she deserves it. If you don't know why, let me first say "Welcome back to the western hemisphere", and then you can read it here. No need to go into the details when so many of you know them already.



Not only did her actions infuriate every living being with a touch of decency in its soul, but so did the fact that evidently, harrassing a teenage girl to suicide was perfectly legal at the time. A lot of people wonder still how this could be. After all, if someone did the same thing that she did (that is, start a fake MySpace account and pretend to be a teenager) for a different reason, say to have sex with the child, that person could go to prison without even having to complete the crime. When the object, however, is emotional damage rather than sexual abuse, and the adult in question is TOO SUCCESSFUL, well, there is not a thing the law can do. Plainly put, that's fucked up.

At least we have good ol' reliable mob mentality to fall back on. Their address, phone number, and cell numbers were posted on the internet (don't worry, lurkers, I swear it wasn't me this time!). Their business was closed down because they started getting some negative reviews, and I'm sure more than a few phone calls and cancellations. This Zabasearch site shows a sprinkling of America's attitude toward Lori, and bloggers almost universally reviled her. The family of the child she targeted has been destroyed.

Her response to the bereaved mother? "Get over it."

She seemed, in fact, to be reaching for greater assholitude by publishing this blog, MeganHadItComing. This was an Ode to Assholiness, a diatribe putting forth the notion that Megan's fate was deserved. At first it was from the viewpoint of another teenager, then it was claimed to be Lori herself. Then it was suspected of being a hoax. As it stands now, the posts that blame Megan are gone, and someone named "Jeff" is taking credit for the blog. We may not know who started that site, but we can be certain that the site itself is the work of a grade A asshole.



She's so hated, people put on the "blurry face" when they think they may be photographed with her!

On top of it all, she is suing the family she victimized because they took an axe to a foosball table they were storing for her. I don't think I need to tell you who I would have taken the axe to, were I Megan's dad. Now, if the problems with this family were so long-lasting and two-sided as she now claims, one must wonder why she would have asked them, out of all her neighbors, to store something for her.

The police have been watching her house for her family's protection, as there have been a few instances. They are looking for some back door to indict her with, but if that doesn't happen, Lori and her family will have to move. But where? I doubt even a log cabin in the back woods of Idaho would be safe. She might want to start pricing some real estate in South America. Or, perhaps, the Autralian outback. Because while this was a small poll on a small blog, this is not a small result.

Almost all of America has voted her the Asshole of the Month. And a lot of them aren't as nice as we are.



Posted at 09:16 am by Joe_the_Troll
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Thursday, December 13, 2007
Seven - Voice Soliloquy

As I'm sure you've all suspected, I just live for creative writing. That's why I haven't done any fiction in over 20 years - I'm saving and internalizing that muse's song, intending to let it explode in an literary storygasm one of these years.

No, not really. Don't have much feel for it at all, in fact.

I've been, however,  tagged and nagged, but at least no one is trying to have my blog shut down over it, so what the hell. This came from here.


I woke up hungry. I pulled my bedroom curtain to the side and looked out on a hazy morning. I dragged myself into the kitchen, in search of something to eat. I reached for a jar of applesauce sitting next to the sink, and found it very cold to the touch. I opened the jar and realized it was frozen. (Splotchy)

"That's strange," I said out loud to no one in particular. My fingers slowly reached towards the jar again. My body experienced a wave of apprehension as weighted blanket covering me as I did so. The jar was completely frozen.

I picked it up and stared at it, my fingers stung with little knives of chill. "What the..." again I spoke aloud. Then I realized what had happened with a shock. Suddenly the jar flew from my hand. It shattered creating a collage-like mixture of frozen applesauce and glass shards on my kitchen floor, the lid lazily rolling to a stop across the room.
(FranIam)

I stood for a moment considering what all this meant. Oh, I knew what it meant, I didn't need to waste time thinking about it. He was back. And he was mad.

I ran down the hallway and flung open the door at the end. I was immediately hit with a blast of cold. I took a step back as I tried to catch my breath. I bent over, hands on my knees panting. He always had this remarkable effect on me. After so much time, it no longer scared me, but it was a shock nonetheless……

"You know," I panted, "There's no need to break things to get my attention."
(Politits)

I woke up in the same position as in my dream, on my knees. I was sweating even though the room was freezing. (Mathman6293)

I was used to the house being quite cold in the mornings, as the night log usually burns out around one a.m. when I am dreaming cozily under my covers, not normally waking to put a new one on until morning. I was surprised because on the rare occasions that it actually had reached sub-freezing temperatures in the house, I had awakened in the night to restart the fire. I would have been worried about the pipes before P-Day, but there hadn't been running water in two years and that was one of the few advantages to being dependent on rainwater, no pipes. (Freida Bee)

The nightmares began during the following spring. The apple trees came to life in my dreams. At first the trees spoke and I thought they were amusing. That changed when the messages arrived. Lately, their anger was directed at me. (Mathman6293)

There is only one thing to which I can attribute this shift. Since the shock wore off of realizing that Coker's P-Day "festivities" had split me into two identical, morphable beings (what did it take - two, three weeks?), I spend much of my time trying to advance to the simultaneous rather than the sequential. I haven't progressed to an understanding of the chronological differences of the continua, nor am I absolutely sure there are just the two. But from everything he's displayed to this point I know Coker can't be happy that I am making progress, and so it appears that somehow he's broken through and is giving me shit during the only time I can recharge. I've got to find a place where I can focus one hundred percent. This cold weather combined with a slowly increasing Green Time isn't helping.

How many more are there like him? And are all of them as paranoid about their power? Surely there's an individual out there, a collective perhaps, that's hip to newbies and sees spreading the knowledge of the planes as the only way back to sanity, the only way toward the sublime society that Vandreau advocated for so many years before the fucking wheels fell off. (O' Tim)

Perhaps, I thought, I should just kill myself. After all, who can truly say which is better - to escape the pains and heartaches of life, or to fight against them in the slim hope of winning? The Sleep that is Death would be a rest from all the pain that life brings. I could really use a rest like that. But suppose, in this "sleep", I begin to "dream?" That could be a bitch. After all, the sort of "dream" might one expect in the final sleep is a daunting thought to consider. That's what can make a long life such a sad thing. I mean, who would put up with all of life's bullshit - oppression of many sorts, insults, the betrayal of false lovers, slow justice, infuriating politicians, and abuse from people who have no right or call to abuse- when he could just put a dagger in his chest and get away from it all? Who would bear the burdens of this world and sweat and drag himself through life if it weren't for the fact that fear of something that may happen after death, from which no one can return, makes us think twice about trading the problems we have for something potentially worse, like Hell. These second thoughs can make cowards of all of us, turn determination into hestation, and prevent us from attempting something grand.

Oh, look - here comes that hot little bitch, Ophelia. Darlin', I hope you remember me in your prayers.   (Joe the Troll)

Posted at 06:16 am by Joe_the_Troll
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007
More Fucking Harrassment.

Last night, I received this e-mail.

Hey Joe,
Could you please remove all personal information you've posted of others from your entries?
It would also help if you didn't do this in the future.
 
Sorry for the request. We've got rules and such.
We'll be forced to disable your blog if this is not done in 24 hours.

Well, NOW we know why Mark REALLY took that post about me down. That "I'm protecting other people named Mark Firestone" bit was obviously too stupid to believe unless you're one of his giggle-toys. He was just preparing to act on warm, loving Earth-mother PJ's advice that he try to have my blog shut down for the insult of playing his own game better than he did.

I mean, HE PUT HIS OWN NUMBER ON THE WEB, WHERE IT STILL IS. It takes a special brand of gullibility to think that I endangered him with information that he himself had already posted. He simply can't stand the fact that you all know he was stupid enough to do it. Now you know what an underhanded, phony little whiner he is - for the umpteenth time.

It was on December 1st that
Jefe wrote a comment to the effect that if I stop going to Mark's blog, Mark will leave me alone. I informed him that he was incorrect, because that had been my first ploy, and the attacks just kept coming. I did offer to prove it to him, though, so I haven't gone there since. It lasted 10 days. A mere 10 days before he's trying to have me shut down. And I've left him and his blog completely alone. Don't even try to tell me that he's being "reactive."

So be careful when you deal with him, if you are unfortunate enough to do so. If he sees you as a threat - and he obviously feels threatened by me - he'll concoct an excuse to try and get you shut down. This is how he "handles disagreement." This is how he handles speech he doesn't agree with. This is why he's a hypocrite and a liar every time he gets on his fucking pedestal and waves the flag - a flag that stands for freedom, strength, and bravery. Because when it comes right down to it, he does not want any free speech except that with which he agrees, and is coward enough to slink around behind one's back to get one removed from the internet.

You know, Mark, when you threatened me online, I didn't go to the authorities. But then again, I figured you'd be too much of a pussy to ever actually try anything. But the point is, I didn't go "running to mommy." Perhaps I should. I wouldn't doubt that your threat broke a law or two. Shall we find out? After all, you didn't do that at YOUR blog, where you could delete it and pretend it didn't happen. Your threat is still there in Lucy's comments.

Not enough stupidity? Okay..... how about this comment that showed up today?

I'm going to say this as a lawyer, you need to take this post down lest you find yourself in the midst of a libel action. Unlike Mark's decision to post your IP address (which contains no real indentifiable information), this is actionable.

And all of you who back this aren't any better yourselves.

Well, Folly - (or should I call you "Carol", or "Bar Slut?") you're just showing, once again, that "lawyer" does not equal "smart." First, you've already told us that you aren't a trial lawyer, so let us not pretend. Secondly, "libel" requires that you prove:

  1. That I published something about Mark that is untrue. Mark is the one who's been publishing lies, over and over and over. So that should be fun.
  2. That the info I published has caused Mark to suffer a loss. The only loss Mark has suffered is the loss of intelligent friends who don't like the way he acts. Oh, and any semblance of manhood, but I didn't take that away from him. He never had it in the first place.
So, no, Carol, I don't think you're going to sue me for libel.

Thirdly, if you had bothered to read before you posted, you would have seen that the phone number had already been replaced by text and the links were disabled. I did that yesterday when your pussy boyfriend had Blogdrive send me a threat.

I didn't mind. The existence of the threat shows, once and for all, that Mark KNOWS deep inside his little heart of hearts that he is nowhere near being smart enough or man enough to deal with me by himself.

Oh, and you seem to think I'm scared of legal action on the basis that I endangered Mark. What a laugh. No judge is going to accept that I endangered Mark by linking to info that Mark himself posted. Only regular readers of his blog are stupid enough to buy that.

Like you. I'll give you credit for one thing, though - you didn't make up some stupid fucking pseudonym like "Jesus of NM" and use a proxy server. Small credit, to be sure, but deserved.

So, what advice do people have for me now? I've tried leaving him be, and he can't let it rest. He keeps dredging up old shit, posting with glee about my misfortunes, mocking my mother's death. I've tried sticking to the actual topic at other people's blogs, and you know he can't do that. Once a fact gets thrown in his face, he's back to his own blog throwing his poop like the simian intellect he embodies, making up anything he can come up with to discredit me so no one will notice that he cannot counter my argument itself. Fighting back only makes him go runnning to your blog provider to get you shut down.

Is there anybody - anybody besides Mark's mouthpieces, that is - who is going to continue telling me that I am in some way provoking this? Is there any doubt that it is Mark and his Witches of Eastwick that have the obsession? I was - more than once- accused of organizing efforts to make everyone hate Mark. None of you have seen these efforts. Can anyone doubt, though, that Mark has done the exact thing to me that he, Gekko, and PJ have all accused me of doing to him? Certainly JennyJinx and Blogfest Tim, who both recieved "watch out for Joe" e-mails, can't.

And Mark - just for curiosity's sake - have you EVER in your life handled a problem on your own, instead of running to a woman or an authority figure to handle it for you? You never face me head-on. You run to your blog, where you can alter comments, to take swipes at me but normally have someone else come here to bash me. Don't you get tired of hiding behind skirts? Haven't you ever wanted to stand up for yourself like a man, instead of acting like a little boy?

By the way - that site you put up with your phone number? Might want to take it down. That is, if having that number on the web REALLY endangers you. If it DOESN'T, then what is this all about?

If you leave that number up, you admit that this is not about the danger of having personal info on the net.

You are admitting, by leaving that page up, that this is just ANOTHER in a long list of ways to get even with me for not liking you.

Poor baby.





Posted at 08:36 am by Joe_the_Troll
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Goo Goo Googley

Two Rules!

1 - For each question, type the answer into Google search.
2 - Post a picture from the first results page (I used the "image search".)

1.
Age at next birthday




2. A place I'd like to travel





3. My favorite place





4. My favorite object





5. My favorite food





6. My favorite animal





7. My favorite color





8.Town where I was born



I was surprised to see this come up on the "Elgin, Il." search. This is the house on the corner of Liberty & Chicago, one of the grandest in this old blue collar town. I used to know the couple that lived in it, but we didn't really hit it off as friends.


9.
Town where I live





10. Name of a past pet





11. First name of a past love



Mine was a redhead, though.


12.Best friend's nickname



I have no idea why this came up in the search, since I wasn't looking for "Hulk", "Leader," or "Comic Book Guy." It was the most interesting one to come up, however.


13. My screen name





14. My first name





15. My middle name





16. My last name





17. Bad habit of mine





18. My first job





19. My grandmother's name





20. My college major






Now, some of you may be thinking that I cheated on at least two of these, not actually Googling the pictures, but you're wrong!! I only cheated on one.

As you know, I don't normally tag people for memes, preferring to let people choose for themselves what they'll blog about. So I'll only tag O'Tim.




Posted at 08:03 am by Joe_the_Troll
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Friday, December 07, 2007
O.K., maybe I'm dumb, but I have to ask.



What the hell IS that thing?????????

Posted at 11:26 am by Joe_the_Troll
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Thursday, December 06, 2007
Trolling the Studio : Traffic's "Low Spark" Sessions




I can still remember the first time I heard The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys. I was in high school, and it must have been my senior year because I had just smoked a bowl in the basement. When I came upstairs and went to my room, my buzz was just starting to kick in, and I flipped on the radio. That song was playing, and that hypnotic, steady bass line dragged my ass right down to the floor. I sat there like Buddha - cross legged, eyes closed, and letting every beautiful note wash over and through me. I've been a Traffic fan since. I still don't know what the song is about, but here's a boatload of theories to start with.

While Traffic was a band with a distinguished career and many great albums, Low Spark just seems to stand out. The entire thing is great from start to finish, and most of it was available to FM listeners of the day. I remember at least four of the LP's six songs getting regular play - a ratio even today's most popular releases do not enjoy anymore. It was the band's most successful album in the U.S. Not bad for a band everyone had given up for dead many years before.

I was fortunate to see the core of Steve Winwood and Jim Capaldi (and I'm not sure who else, certainly not Chris Wood, who was long dead, or Dave Mason, who was in Fleetwood Mac that year) reunite as Traffic in 1994, when they toured as the opener for the Grateful Dead. While I frequently blew off the opening acts in favor of the parking lot scene, I made sure I was in to see Traffic both nights. I'm glad I did - both sets were fantastic (despite the poor live performances I've heard on some older boots) , and as of Capaldi's passing will never happen again.  Unfortunately this was post Brent GD, therefore no big Dear Mr. Fantasy jam, which sounds just awesome in my imagination.



Aside from Winwood (guitar, keys, vocals), Capaldi (percussion, vocals) and Wood (sax, flute) the band also consisted at this point of Rick Grech (bass, violin), Reebop Kwaku Baah (percussion) and Jim Gordon (drums) who is the unfortunate lunatic I referred to in yesterday's final clue.

The music I'm sharing today comes from the Low Spark sessions at the Olympic Studios in London in 1971. I'm sure there is plenty more - this is just one disc and doesn't cover all the songs on the album. It does, however, include three "unknown jams" and demos for a couple Capaldi tunes that Traffic never did (he may have done them solo, I don't know.)

While I wish I could post a nifty version of Low Spark of High Heeled Boys, I can't. The version here has some different percussion, and the sax solo doesn't sound exactly the same, but the piano solo does, as do the vocals. Overall, it's not that different from what we know. I can share a completely different arrangement of the album's single, though. Rock & Roll Stew has long been one of my favorite Traffic tunes, and this alternate arrangement is cool as hell. It's a little simpler and less layered than the release, and feels a little more like a straightforward rock song.


Capaldi, Reebop Kwaku Baah, Winwood

The next is one of the unknown jams, all of which are cool. This is the third and longest, and it features the Muscle Shoals Horns. It's called Unknown Jam #3 w/Muscle Shoals Horns. I swear, I have no idea where they come up with these titles. What do you think of it?





At the last minute, I've decided to include a third cut, simply because it it so unlike anything Traffic ever actually did. In fact, it sounds more like something Arlo Guthrie would do. It one of the Capaldi demos, and is a solo acoustic, very folksy sounding tune. It's called Easter Weekend demo #2. According to Google, this bootleg is the only way to hear this song, because no Capaldi albums came up in the search. Oh well. I do have to say that I enjoy the novelty of an acoustic guitar demo from a drummer!



Posted at 04:39 am by Joe_the_Troll
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Musically Speaking.......



Have you seen what O'Tim & Jefe are up to? You should!

Are you in the Christmas spirit? Nat is! She's not doing the same old same old, though. She's posting a different Christmas song every day, and so far there has only been ONE that I've heard before. If you think you're ready for some new tunes this season, Nat's is the place to be!

And if that isn't enough to soothe your savage breast, return here tomorrow for a new Trolling the Studio, where I'll explore one of the most popular albums of the 70s. Any guesses?

Posted at 12:49 pm by Joe_the_Troll
(13) Billy Goats  




Saturday, December 01, 2007
American Asshole: November


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Whaddaya think? New American Asshole theme song?

Well, as if Blogovia didn't have enough assholes by itself, here are some from the news! Remember, anonymous votes don't count! Aside from that, ANYONE can vote. Here we go!

Dog the Bounty Hunter - Nice way to talk about your son's girlfriend.

Rep. Carla Blanchard Dartez - Nice way to treat someone who's doing a job for you.

Fred Phelps - I'm glad you're finally getting yours. (3)

Sen. Hillary Clinton - Why not just require a loyalty oath while you're at it? Is anything you say real?

UHP trooper John Gardner - When people don't help the police because they don't trust them, you're part of the reason why. (1)

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee - Cheap shots do NOT make good Presidential material. (1)

Lori Drew - If you can't be given prison, I hope at least you're never given one moment's peace for the rest of your life. (10)


Below and to the right is another poll, as well! You can't say I never asked for your opinion!

Posted at 06:50 am by Joe_the_Troll
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Friday, November 30, 2007
It's poll time!

Here's the results of the last poll:

Entry: Gallows Poll



Should the kids be charged with murder?
yes, that's what it was.
23%
No, it was an accident.
46%
Other - explain in comments.
31%
Total Votes: 13
   8 comments

 Posted by Miz UV @ 10/30/2007 11:36 AM PDT
It sounds like an angry impulse that went all wrong. The original charges were harsh enough, so I say just keep those. I don't think the kid should go unpunished.
 Posted by Cody Bones @ 10/30/2007 12:07 PM PDT
As the parent of a teenage boy, and lets be honest, these situations are about boys, I feel qualified to give an answer. Teenagers do NOT have the mental capacity or the same maturity as an adult. Their brains are not fully developed. Does this mean let them off scot-free, NO. There is a juvenile court system in place for this type of ACCIDENT. Lets also be honest. This was an accident, this kid did not mean to kill his father, he needs therapy more than anything. We set the age of maturity at 18 in this country, why do we charge children as adults? I don't know anyone who thinks that it's a good idea. Kids are stupid, and I defy anyone reading this post to say that they never did anything stupid as a child, or even things that might have caused arrest or bodily harm. USE THE JUVENILE COURT SYSTEM. IT"S THERE FOR A REASON.
 Posted by Lucyp @ 10/30/2007 12:48 PM PDT
Although he threw the pole at his father, murder seems too harsh a sentence and i would call it manslaughter at the very most. Here the age for criminal responsibilty is 10 and in Scotland it is 8 which makes for some interesting thoughts on different countries views.
 Posted by nat @ 10/30/2007 04:53 PM PDT
I'd agree that the original charge might be more in line. I, too, parented a teen boy, and those angry outbursts can be somewhat unexpected and quite severe. I have heard doors slam, seen fists go through hollow doors, etc. Once he grew a bit older, his hormonal outbursts mellowed, though. I mean, the dad sounded like a REAL piece of work, so how do we know that the guy wasn't egging the kid on in some way? Can't you just hear drunk/drugged up loser dad yelling something at the kids as he pulled away?
 Posted by O' Tim @ 10/30/2007 10:52 PM PDT
Though I'm loathe to align with the numbskull newscasters, I'm having a hard time seeing that lightweight aluminum pole piercing a skull with a throw that ostensibly had a hang time long enough for the dad to spin the truck into a target zone. Were there any witnesses? The kid's explanation sounds fishy.
 Posted by Cheezy @ 10/31/2007 01:10 AM PDT
I voted 'Other' because it wasn't an accident, but I don't think it has too many of the hallmarks of actual murder either. For a start, as you say, there is the age to consider...

So I think any reasonable lawyer could get the kids off a murder charge... even without having to resort to 'the Chewbacca defence'.
 Posted by raejane @ 10/31/2007 09:11 AM PDT
I vote 'other' also.
It wasn't accident. The kid clearly wanted to throw it at his dad.. his intent, however, was not to kill him.
They should be punished, but not for murder.

Gawd... they are probably hurting so much right now.
 Posted by Sinja @ 11/03/2007 05:14 PM PDT
I actually feel pretty terrible for the kids, and the whole family in general. I don't think any punishment should be too severe, and they shouldn't be tried for murder. I think something more along the lines of involuntary manslaughter to be tried as juveniles.

I can't stress enough how much these kids need therapy, though. The drinking and drug use by their father (and I'm sure other members of their family and/or environment) puts them in a frame of mind that cannot be viewed as anywhere near competent emotionally.

While some felt it was murder and should be treated as such, they didn't really comment. I thought Cody's comment was spot on - we have set these benchmarks of maturity - 18 for war, 21 for beer - yet we will grant a child adult status for the purpose of punishment.

I won't worry too much about these kids, though. Remember this one? He'll be out when he's twenty one, based on evidence of abuse that came pretty much just from him. Certainly the teenage girl deserved better, if not the mom and dad. Plainly put, I saw no reason, in that case, why a juvenile sentence should not extend past the age of 21, but that's the way it is. The white ones usually tend to get a break, it seems.

And so, thanks to Cody Bones, we have the topic for another poll. Thanks, Cody!




Posted at 10:53 am by Joe_the_Troll
(2) Billy Goats  




Thursday, November 29, 2007
Mark F. is really a cocksucker. (Updated) (and now edited to assuage the Whiner's bruised little feelings)

As many of you know, Mark and I have not always gotten along. In fact, we came out of the gate fighting as soon as we met. Despite that, we started getting along when his dog passed on. Having recently put a beloved cat to sleep, I wrote him a consolatory e-mail. We became friends after that, but as you all know, it didn't last.

Now, in return, when my dog was put to sleep, I heard nothing from him. When my MOTHER died, he actually MOCKED her on his blog. He took it down later - far be it from a coward like him to actually stand behind his cruelty. He knows, as we all do, that mocking someone's dead mother is about as low as a piece of human shit can be. But several people saw it including Paula and DangerDoll.

Many of you are aware that I recently lost my job. The company was bought out by Xerox, and having nothing to do, the President who had founded the company moved on to start another one. After that, the "restructuring" began. MY position, along with several others, was eliminated. A couple managers got it, too. I have been granted a referral from the company, and the former President is one of my references. If I were fired for cause, I would not get unemployment, but I do. There has been no advertisement for my position, because it was the position itself that was eliminated, along with the manager's. There was no enmity against me.

So imagine how I feel when I see this posted at Mark's.

Buy A Clue With That Severance Pay

Gee, maybe you got canned for fucking off on blogs all day when you were supposed to be working. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Merry Christmas!

Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 68.35.161.# (Comcast Cable)
Visitor's Time Nov 28 2007 9:47:04 am

(BTW, stupid, people who are fired for cause don't generally get severance pay.)

First off, yes, I looked at his blog. I do that because he keeps writing about me. He has this obsession, you see. If you don't like it, Mark, why not be like your cowardly lawyer friend and go private? IT'S A PUBLIC BLOG YOU ARE POSTING ON, YOU STUPID FUCK. EVERYONE HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO LOOK AT IT. YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I DON'T ALLOW YOU TO LIE ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK.

Beside this, it shows what I've been saying all along- that Mark is a PHONY. How many times has he gone on about shadenfreude? He loves to tell everyone that he is above taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others. But what about the above? WHAT ABOUT MOCKING MY MOTHER'S DEATH? What about any actor he doesn't like who has a bad time. He does it constantly. He thinks that just SAYING he has a quality makes it so. It doesn't. It just shows what a liar and a phony he is.

Besides, who thinks this guy has ANY information about my work? Any whatsoever? Just because he can make something up, he thinks he can make others think it's true. That's called a LIAR.

Has everyone had enough of this cocksucker yet? I have. Yet still some will still want to associate with him, because it "isn't your problem." If that is how you feel, please make sure that I am no longer your problem as well. I'm sorry, I've had enough. There are people who tell me not to react, but those people aren't a target for lies and abuse every few months. If you think that Mark has a greater right to throw stones than I have to defend myself, then let's just leave each other be.

If you go here, you can see the site he's posted for his work. See the phone number?

It's {Mark posted this number himself, but since he's a sniveling little cocksucker he whined to Blogdrive about me having it and made them threaten me to take it down. I wonder if they blew his nose and dired his little pussy tears, too}. That's the number to call if you ever want to tell him what you think of cowardly, dishonest phonies that shit all over Blogovia and make things less fun for all of us.

Now go to the White pages reverse lookup page. Drop that number in. What do you get? You get this.

Or you can Google the words "Mark F. (edited due to whining) carpenter" and look at the last entry on page one.

You see, Mark has frequently lied, as have at least two of his female friends, about how I posted his address and put him in danger, however, that is false for two reasons.

First, being publicly listed and posting a phone number as he did, he himself made the information public. Do you see any information here that it would take a detective to find? No, anyone smarter than Mark - which includes my cats- can find this info that HE has provided.

Second, if his family is in danger, it isn't because of me. It's because he traipses from blog to blog being a petty, dishonest asshole. People don't dislike him because he is always so right about everything, and OH, SO courageous in calling it like it is. People dislike him because he is rude, obnoxious, and abusive.

Oh, and I'm not removing this publicly available information this time, Mark. FUCK YOU. If you don't want to be endangered, it's time to stop being such a prick and start treating people with the respect you want for yourself. In other words, stop deserving it. Try not being a hypocrite for a change.

The fact is, you're jealous. You're jealous because, despite how much you want everyone to hate me, you can't do it. You're mad because when you try, you only lose more friends yourself. You're jealous because everyone knows that on your BEST day you cannot out-debate me on my WORST day. I mean, look at Cody's blog. You couldn't answer my last comment from a week ago, could you? You aren't SMART enough. You're mad because I have logic and facts on my side when all you have is neo-con lies and assumptions that you want everyone to see as facts.

And you're mad because your own actions have shown people what a petty, pathetic, cowardly, lying little phony you are. Don't like my saying that? Then come here and shove these words down my throat like you said you would six months ago, you loudmouth pussy. You have my address, right? Oh, that's right - you were only willing to threaten, not act, unless I came to YOU.

How typical.

Update: Hey, look! Dingleberry posted an update. It says this:

UPDATE: Visitor's Time Nov 29 2007 7:26:34 am

I guess someone's learning to be a pest on his own time now...Amazing what happens when your boss puts his foot up your ass in the form of a pink slip. Better luck in that next Habitrail habitat you manage to slither into. You might leave the pot at home, too...


Once again, he claims information he could not have, proving he made it up. Never mind that the managers I answered to either retired before the lay-off or were laid off with me. And that remark about pot?

Well, that's another thing Mark is jealous about. He had a long-running love affair with drugs and alcohol once, but found that he wasn't able to handle them.He must hate it when he meets someone who can smoke pot, drink, and still be at work everyday, along with going to college part time and getting a 3.94 GPA. That kind of self-control must just burn him up.



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