Entry: American Asshole: August Sunday, September 02, 2007




I've got seven steaming hot helpings of American Assholery for your Labor Day Bar-B-Que, so don't fill up on weenies!!!


Sen. Larry Craig - Go take a wide stance somewhere else. (2)

Kevin Federline - At least try to be a man, eh? (1)

Jack McClellan - And I thought Malkin gave blogging a bad name. (7)

James Dresnok - The Army was too strict, so you went where????????

Bob Eckert - Perhaps it's time to re-examine the meaning of the word "rigorous."

Alberto Gonzales - Admit it, you quit because you keep ending up on this list. (2)

Tim Pawlenty - A stitch, in time, saves lives. (2)


When you don't vote, the assholes win.
   15 comments

Tim
September 2, 2007   01:15 PM PDT
 
K-Fed. What a F&&&ing twit.
Miz UV
September 2, 2007   01:59 PM PDT
 
McClellan!
DangerDoll
September 2, 2007   02:22 PM PDT
 
Craig. Such noisy self-loathing.

(That's cute how Tim censored his language in the American *Asshole* poll. Heh.)
Eden
September 2, 2007   03:26 PM PDT
 
McClellan, Craig & Gonzalez are all tempting but when I got to Pawlenty... it takes a special breed of asshole to put money ahead of public safety and then to lie about it when it bites you in the ass and KILLS people. I vote for Pawlenty.
Cody Bones
September 2, 2007   03:40 PM PDT
 
Pedophilia wins every time. McClellan it is.
raejane
September 2, 2007   04:03 PM PDT
 
McCellan.

I don't even have words.
Joe the Troll
September 2, 2007   04:33 PM PDT
 
After giving it some thought, I'm kicking in for Pawlenty.
tiger lamb girl
September 3, 2007   02:10 AM PDT
 
McClellen.


That was a no-brainer for me.
Lucyp
September 3, 2007   05:21 PM PDT
 
There was a great quote by Gonzales that said that his worst day was better than his dads best day.
Maybe his dad should of tried defending torture, spying on his fellows and trying to cease women's right to abortion.
The now ex attorney general for me please.
O' Tim
September 3, 2007   10:00 PM PDT
 
Make mine two in a row for ex-AG AG. Like Coulter awhile back, he's due.

That photo is off the freakin' hook!
Looney
September 3, 2007   10:48 PM PDT
 
Jack McClellan, hands down. Pedos are the bottom of the barrel.

Pawlenty is a close second, but the whole issue is likely more complicated than just one governor being responsible.

I couldn't even include Craig on the list. After selling him out with everyone else based on what I heard (offered $20 to give a bj, blah-blah-blah) I heard the tapes, read the complete transcript, his comments, the cop's, etc., and I think the dude is innocent. I think the cop freaked him out and bullied him into a guilty plea. I've seen a family member bullied the precise same way after defending himself with a weapon against a guy much bigger and tougher. Never even used the weapon, just brandished it. Rather than listening to both sides, he was bullied into pleading guilty, being told it will help it all just "go away quickly and quietly." Seen this movie before...
Looney
September 3, 2007   10:50 PM PDT
 
Oh, a knife, not a gun. My relative, 5'5" 145 lbs. 77 years old. The "victim" (koff-koff-KOFF) 6'2", about 225, late 30-something surfer.
Cheezy
September 4, 2007   12:17 AM PDT
 
There are some strong contenders as usual, but I'll go for the self-loathing right-wing pillow-biter in denial - a.k.a. Larry Craig.

That's just not the sort of thing you want to see in a public toilet, Sweetie.
pissed off patricia
September 4, 2007   08:44 AM PDT
 
For a couple of elections I voted and the assholes still won.

I agree with Looney's choice
Jefe
September 4, 2007   12:21 PM PDT
 
Tough choice this month, but McClellan gets my vote.

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