Entry: Don't ask, they certainly won't tell. Wednesday, September 05, 2007

So there I was in the Grand Jury room this morning, listening to testimony. After so many times of listening to the same type of cases with almost identical testimony, it's easy to start paying more attention to the crossword puzzle than the details. This wasn't a typical trafficking case, however, as one word jumped out at me.

"Hashish"

Usually, the locals are selling pot, crack, powdered coke, or heroin. Among the pharmaceuticals this guy purveyed, however, was hash. Very interesting, considering the fact that I haven't seen a speck of hash since I moved here, and several years before.

So the officer told us all abouit how he found the guy, and how they established a need to search, and what they found. The Assistant D.A. asked him the usual questions - where it occurred, what time, did he field test the drugs, were the quantities found consistent with selling, etc. Then as always, he turned to the panel and asked if we had any questions.

I didn't mean to say it. Some gremlin within me rose up, took control of my mouth, and made me ask.

"Did he say where he got the hash???"

I swear, I have never been in a quieter room in my life.

   22 comments

Looney
September 5, 2007   12:28 PM PDT
 
Duuuuuude... [shakes head] You slay me...
DangerDoll
September 5, 2007   12:33 PM PDT
 
HAH HAH HAH HAH

Okay, so THAT was funny! :-)
Eden
September 5, 2007   12:47 PM PDT
 
Did he?
Miz UV
September 5, 2007   12:51 PM PDT
 
Classic!

Reminds me of my kids' drug ed classes. I always have to ask, "So do they tell you where to score the good drugs?" or "Make sure to bring mommy home a sample."

They never laugh. Sniffle.
Cody Bones
September 5, 2007   01:16 PM PDT
 
So, don't keep us in suspense, what did he say?
cheezy
September 5, 2007   02:21 PM PDT
 
Fingers crossed it's the nice Moroccan stuff, mate :)
raejane
September 5, 2007   02:26 PM PDT
 
What is Hash??
Nat
September 5, 2007   02:32 PM PDT
 
I got my hash pipe....(no, I'm just singing the Weezer song.)

That's hilarious, Joe!
Joe the Troll
September 5, 2007   04:50 PM PDT
 
No, I didn't get the info, but The D.A. gave me a good laugh.
O' Tim
September 5, 2007   08:57 PM PDT
 
And then he prolly scribbled your juror number on his palm.

You bastard! I've wanted to be on a GJ all my life, mostly to pull some shit just like this. Good job!
Zoe
September 6, 2007   03:09 AM PDT
 
Hehehehehe....Good one.

I can finally read your blog, the writting was too small to read before.

been reading it for an hour now, terrific work!

Zoe
Joe the Troll
September 6, 2007   06:23 AM PDT
 
Thank you, Zoe, and welcome.
Jenna
September 6, 2007   08:54 AM PDT
 
I can't help but wonder what drugs you <b>were</b> on, to ask such a question. :)

Thanks for sharing. I'll be giggling over that one for half the day.
Joe the Troll
September 6, 2007   08:56 AM PDT
 
Jenna- Not hash, I assure you!
Joe the Troll
September 6, 2007   08:59 AM PDT
 
BTW - Reajane, here's the answer to your question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashish
raejane
September 6, 2007   11:08 AM PDT
 
I really am shetltered....
raejane
September 6, 2007   11:08 AM PDT
 
and sheltered, too
Braindead Betty
September 7, 2007   07:44 AM PDT
 
It's okay, raejane, I always just thought hash was a snooty word for pot. Silly me.
tiger lamb girl
September 11, 2007   03:05 PM PDT
 
You gotta a hubbly bubbly at home or sumthin?

LMAO!
Joe the Troll
September 11, 2007   03:30 PM PDT
 
A hubbly bubbly? I've never heard of that. Is it another term for a water pipe, perchance?
tiger lamb girl
September 13, 2007   05:38 PM PDT
 
Yup - they're kinda like water pipes;). They're actually called ---- get ready ----- hookas. Google it and have a peek.
Joe the Troll
September 13, 2007   06:03 PM PDT
 
Don't need to. Albuquerque has a hookah shop downtown, and I used to own one years ago. I've just never heard the term you used before, that's all.

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