Entry: American Asshole : October Saturday, November 03, 2007



We've a baker's half dozen of options to choose from for this past month. Consider carefully before voting, but remember - when it comes right down to it, they're ALL assholes.

And away we go..........

Glenn Beck - It just isn't a natural disaster without some asshole taking advantage of it to make a political point. (1)

Michele Cossey - Couldn't you have just gotten him some porn? (Tip o' the hat to DangerDoll) (4)

Dr. James Watson- Proof that book smarts and common sense are two entirely different things.

Mayor Murphy R. McMillin - Yeah, being mis-judged sucks, doesn't it??

Lee Paige - It isn't the DEA's fault you look like a fool. You shot yourself! I can't believe I'm actually taking the DEA's side........ (2)

Prince - You need a less stressful hobby, you lavender loony. (Tip o' the hat to an unsuspecting Eden) (6)

Rudy Giuliani - You're proving every day that you don't have a clue what to do if elected. (1)

One vote per person. Anonymous votes are not counted.

There's an asshole born every minute, folks. If you see one in the news, feel free to submit that asshole for consideration!
   17 comments

Eden
November 3, 2007   05:31 PM PDT
 
Prince! Prince! Prince!

You made this one easy for me ;)
Miz UV
November 3, 2007   05:49 PM PDT
 
I'm going with Michele -- her assholetry could have directly resulted in mass murder.
annie
November 4, 2007   12:08 AM PDT
 
glenn beck, for sure.
how can such an idiot have a say about ANYTHING?
Cody Bones
November 4, 2007   08:37 AM PST
 
I'm voting for Prince. I thought about Lee Paige, but then I realized how much laughter he brought into my life last month when I saw the clip, and I just couldn't pull the trigger on his vote.
Joe the Troll
November 4, 2007   08:43 AM PST
 
Hey Eden! What's up with your blog? Did Prince take it down?
catraggedy
November 4, 2007   08:49 AM PST
 
I got to go with Prince.
Lucyp
November 4, 2007   10:23 AM PST
 
Rudy just for the fact he came here and slagged off our NHS system then went back there and slagged it off again. Looks like you guys will have to continue paying for your hospital visits, or not, depending on your insurance.
Eden
November 4, 2007   12:48 PM PST
 
What happened is that my webhost, Supernova, seems to have lived up to their name. Toasted Cheese has the same webhost and TC is also down. And of course Supernova's site is down and their 800# says they're out until Monday and to use the online helpdesk. So we're screwed.
Kat
November 4, 2007   08:35 PM PST
 
Prince all the way. He's not only an asshole but and egotistical freak too.
Cheezy
November 5, 2007   12:09 AM PST
 
Paige, for the monumental self-delusion that he must have to believe that it's the dessemination of the video of him shooting his own foot, rather than the incompetence indicated by the same event, which has ruined his career.

How amusing that he's actually complaining about no longer being "permitted or able to give educational motivational speeches and presentations."

Dude, during the last speech you gave, you discharged a firearm in a class full of kids.
Joe the Troll
November 5, 2007   05:45 AM PST
 
That's the crux of it for me, Cheezy. What was a loaded weapon doing in that room? Professional my ass. I'm going with him, too.
Nat
November 5, 2007   05:47 AM PST
 
I vote for Prince, too, since I'm willing to give musicians an equal chance at being called assholes. I mean, the politicians cannot possibly corner the market in assholiness!
n1tootsie
November 5, 2007   12:20 PM PST
 
I vote for Michele Cossey. It is time we hold adults responsible for what goes on in their homes. I don't understand why the father is not under arrest also. If this child was "home schooled" then they are responsible not only for the guns physically being available but also the education the boy received.
O' Tim
November 6, 2007   09:26 PM PST
 
I'll go with Cossey, in hopes that it might help some parents badly in need of a clue.
Braindead Betty
November 7, 2007   09:55 AM PST
 
I'm going with Michele Cossey. Being a mother myself, anytime someone knowingly endangers kids just really pisses me off.
Jefe
November 7, 2007   03:10 PM PST
 
Gotta go with Prince.
Looney
November 9, 2007   10:33 PM PST
 
Prince, hands down.

What a pen!s.

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