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One of the best things about my new place is the kitchen. It's not a great kitchen, but the old one was AWFUL. It was long and narrow, and never seemed clean even after a scrubbing. Being in a very old house in one of Albuquerque's oldest neighborhoods, and suffering from lack of maintenance, it was a constant battleground against vermin. The new kitchen, while somewhat outdated, is layed out in a much more helpful manner, and is maintained and clean. This not only helps me cook better, but allows me to return to a hobby I've sorely missed-- homebrewing. I'm a person who needs his hobbies, and have been stymied of late in all of them. I haven't had the space for a darkroom, have had soft - and hardware issues that make burning my concert boots a challenge at best, and that horrible kitchen kept me from brewing. Brewing requires sanitation, and I never felt it was possible there. So I was tickled pink to bottle my first batch of mead the other day. I made it a year or so ago in a neighbor's kitchen, but never got it into the bottle. Mead, if you're not familiar, is a general term for honey wine. There are more specific terms for meads made with various ingredients. This was basically a trial batch, just a simple mead made with over-processed Costco honey. Still, I'm very pleased with it. It's rather tasty, came out nice and clear, and has a decent kick to it. If you'd like to know more about it and how it is made, read the pamphlet that I wrote for a class in Technical Writing. I guess the pleasure I get from crafting a fine brew or mead is similar to that of a cook who watches people enjoying the fruits of his/her labors. It's not just an expresssion of the time, care, and work that goes into it, but also a self-expression, as far as what you choose to make and how you make and present it. I make something that, if it is good, must be savored, because only that five gallon batch will ever taste EXACTLY that way. I've made some unique and tasty brews that I was proud of, and now I'm going to explore making both meads and wines. I intend to make another batch soon, with raspberries and raw honey from a nearby beekeeper. When the apricot tree in the front yard bears fruit, there's another five gallons. This will be a fun kitchen. |
| Paula April 28, 2006 05:22 PM PDT Oh, yum! I don't think I've ever had mead. I want to sit in a meadow and drink mead out of a metal cup with a troubador singing nearby. | ||
| Joe the Troll April 28, 2006 08:00 PM PDT Yer gettin' the point! | ||
| O' Tim April 28, 2006 10:29 PM PDT How about beer, JtT? Did you everclear (I mean ever...clear) out the kitchen cabinets to make a funky porter? Or what say ye to a raucous barleywine that would put hair on the chest of a Yeti? As Ben Franklin so wisely surmised, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Or hoppy... =8:{ ) > | ||
| Mark April 29, 2006 12:15 AM PDT Can you make some N/A stuff??? I'm feeling very left out. | ||
| Dawn (webmiztris) April 29, 2006 11:39 AM PDT N/A wine? I think that's called Koolaid, Mark! ;) | ||
| HarryMonk April 29, 2006 11:57 AM PDT A buddy and I used to make homebrew wine and then freeze it. Once it was solid, we could extract the alcohol. There wasn't usually too much, but what we had, we'd bottle in mini bottles and give to friends on their birthdays. It was pretty lethal, but nobody ever suffered hangovers. | ||
| Mark April 29, 2006 02:19 PM PDT Shaddup, Dawn! | ||
| O' Tim April 29, 2006 08:48 PM PDT Regarding N/A wine - what would be left over after you distilled it, like making brandy? As for N/A beverages in general, I feel that if you don't imbibe, then don't pretend to imbibe. | ||
| Mark April 30, 2006 07:45 AM PDT "As for N/A beverages in general, I feel that if you don't imbibe, then don't pretend to imbibe." Sheesh, O'Tim, there's no room in your world for those who want N/A beer but open up the wilderness to mountainbikers, dammit, and NOW! ;o)> Where's that tolerance? It has nothing to do with oretending. I've been sober for over 17 years but I still enjoy the taste of beer. Nothing beats a juicy t-bone steak and an ice-cold beer. The only option for me 17 years ago was a choice between a couple or three shitty N/A beers. Now, thankfully, Beck's and St. Pauli Girl have stepped in and filled the breech. Last, if your home brewing is a potential commercial venture, I can guarantee there's a market for N/A microbrew as more peeps realize that sobriety is a good thing, both for people like me who had no alternative or for situations that require a long drive home afterwards. | ||
| Mark April 30, 2006 06:59 PM PDT Thn we'd have to start calling you Joe Kennedy. | ||
| Joe the Troll May 1, 2006 05:13 PM PDT Okay, I'll bite. Huh? | ||
| Name May 1, 2006 10:27 PM PDT "My bootlegging ways............ " "Last, if your home brewing is a potential commercial venture, I can guarantee there's a market" Making money, bootlegging, being successful at it, Joe Kennedy... I didn't think it was <i>that</i> much of a stretch! ;o)> | ||
| Joe the Troll May 2, 2006 05:40 AM PDT He was the Dad, right? I'd forgotten his history. | ||
| Mark May 2, 2006 06:20 AM PDT Yeah. The Kennedy fortune was made from bootlegging during Prohibition. Not that I have a problem with tha or anything. Hey, free trade, wot? I always thought it was a stupid exercise anyway. Kind of like outlawing pot. Even though I'm C&S. | ||
| Joe the Troll May 2, 2006 05:14 PM PDT Alcohol, pot, guns, whatever. Outlaa something that people want, and all you do is create a black market. | ||
| Mark May 2, 2006 10:54 PM PDT Can we outlaw Rush Limburger? | ||
| Joe the Troll May 2, 2006 11:10 PM PDT I'd ssign that petition. | ||
| tim May 3, 2006 09:02 AM PDT I wrote a long comment and dammit! I hit cancel by mistake! Have had cherry mead, is very good. Used to brew my own beer, but have not done this in a while. N/A beer? what's the point? | ||
| Mark May 3, 2006 12:32 PM PDT "N/A beer? what's the point?" I think I covered that adequately, Tim. Is drinking microbrew about the taste, or do you just drink to get hammered. I rest my case. | ||
| tim May 3, 2006 02:10 PM PDT "We serve hard drinks here for men who like to get drunk fast!" That's the bartender from "It's a wonderful life". Hey no problem if you can't drink the real stuff, but $9 for a six pack that doesn't even give you a buzz? I like the taste of beer too, but I don't know if it's really better than soda with a meal, except maybe chili. If you did drink A BEER (just one) would it really make you fall of the wagon? | ||
| Mark May 3, 2006 02:42 PM PDT "Hey no problem if you can't drink the real stuff," Thanks for your support! "but $9 for a six pack that doesn't even give you a buzz?" I only have one or two with a meal out, usually, so I really am not looking at cost that way. "I like the taste of beer too, but I don't know if it's really better than soda with a meal, except maybe chili." It most definitely is, and I get tired of soda and iced tea. "If you did drink A BEER (just one) would it really make you fall of the wagon?" Before I quit drinking I counted like this: 1-2-18. Literally. After more than seventeen years of enjoying life with my faculties intact, (and I do mean enjoying!), I hope to christ I'm never tempted to try and see. | ||
| Mark May 3, 2006 02:42 PM PDT "Hey no problem if you can't drink the real stuff," Thanks for your support! "but $9 for a six pack that doesn't even give you a buzz?" I only have one or two with a meal out, usually, so I really am not looking at cost that way. "I like the taste of beer too, but I don't know if it's really better than soda with a meal, except maybe chili." It most definitely is, and I get tired of soda and iced tea. "If you did drink A BEER (just one) would it really make you fall of the wagon?" Before I quit drinking I counted like this: 1-2-18. Literally. After more than seventeen years of enjoying life with my faculties intact, (and I do mean enjoying!), I hope to christ I'm never tempted to try and see. | ||
| Mark May 3, 2006 02:45 PM PDT Sorry bout the double post, my asstarded old computer is slow and I was impatient! I get a new puter this week. YAY! | ||
| Joe the Troll May 3, 2006 04:43 PM PDT I thought I was seeing double..... and I haven't had anything to drink yet! | ||
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