It seems like everyone else is doing this questionaire...............

GRUB-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? KFC
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Tucano's Brazilian Grill
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Shrimp
Name three foods you detest above all others. Bananas, Liver, lima beans
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Kung Pao chicken
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Sausage, Mushroom, extra cheese, and more extra cheese.
What do you like to put on your toast? Strawberry Jam.
What is your favorite type of gum? I don't do gum.

TECH-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? 15
Number of contacts in your email address book? Several dozen.
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Adam receiving the touch of life from the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage.
What is your screensaver on your computer? Black screen.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Yup.
How many land line phones do you have in your house? None.
How many televisions are in your house? One.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? The coffee maker, since my stomach problems have made me switch to tea.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Talk, if I listen to local radio at all.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None, but one is steam powered, and another requires a team of oxen.

BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My fingers. They can do things that normal fingers cannot.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right.
Do you like your smile? I never really look at it.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Wisdom teeth and an alien anal probe.
Would you like to? The other wisdom teeth, sure.                                                    Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? No, I prefer to yodel. 
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Hearing.
When was the last time you had a cavity? A few years ago.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Cases of table paper.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No.

MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Yes. Party the night before!
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Your Excellency.
How do you express your artistic side? Write, mostly. A little photography.
What color do you think you look best in? Brown.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? As long as I have to.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Absolutely- medicine is not food.
If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? I haven't seen a relative outside my immediate family in 15 years, so you can guess my level of interest.
How often do you go to church? As often as I'm invited to weddings.
Have you ever saved someone's life? Not that I know of, but who can tell?            Has someone ever saved yours? A doctor did, when I had a MAJOR asthma attack as a kid.

DARE-OLOGY

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yes, but if the street in question is called CASTRO, I'll be running at full tilt.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? No.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? No.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Probably.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? For that much, I'd pose naked in Humpty Dumpty.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Depends. Some hot sauces could be done like that, others hurt just touching the bottle.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? I'd have to see their voter registration card first.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Sure.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yes, but just for a year. I'll miss Jeopardy and TCM!